Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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