Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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