We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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