i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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