HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
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PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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