We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
is wine microwaveable?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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