And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
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I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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