My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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