idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
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You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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