k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
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Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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