Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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