I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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