so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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