so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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