: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
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