Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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