You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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