this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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