U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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