I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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