if only i could text you this smell
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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