You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
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I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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