I don't think brook has ever known best
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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