yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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