i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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