i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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