So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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