just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
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Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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