May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
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Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
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I have feelings that need drinking.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize