HIV tests are more positive than that guy
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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