Well apparently he's into motor boating.
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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