just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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