im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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