Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
My bed smells like the plague
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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