doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
