I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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