I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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