franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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