Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
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When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Enjoy the penises
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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