It's Friday. Sex?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
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I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
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No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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