a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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