I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
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Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
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Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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