Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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