my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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