she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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