Welp...herpes.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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