Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Terrible idea I love it
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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