tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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