her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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