i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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