I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
You are a genius and a whore.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
