Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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