Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
They took my balls.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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