Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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