So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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