worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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