maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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