is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
how drunk are you?
Several
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I smell like Dick and happiness
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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